Bow Tying The Knot

Just say NO to boring ceremonies! (see price list below) I'm going to make it entertaining, meaningful, and unforgettable! Your ceremony will be 100% unique and *almost* as special as the love you have for your future spouse. If I am not available for your ceremony, I have a special weapon called "working together" with a TEAM of officiants, and we have each other's backs without competition or conflict. We know the power of how much we can accomplish when we work together, uplift, and support others with a common goal. OUR goal is to bring love, happiness, and great energy to your ceremony, so that you don't have to think about anything other than celebrating and enjoying the day! #LoveForAll #MarriageForEveryone BORING CEREMONY: not available from me JUST PAPERWORK (no ceremony, no script), travel <90 mins from 18974: $150 TRADITIONAL (includes customized ceremony script, travel <90 mins from 18974, paperwork completion, (officiant request) photo with couple, can provide microphone headset with speaker: $200 ROAST CEREMONY (same as traditional, plus couple provides roast content) not for the faint of heart - this will be brutally funny: $350 NAKED CEREMONY - couple only (same as traditional): $450 NAKED CEREMONY - couple and guests (same as traditional): $550 ADDITIONAL CHARGES rehearsal attendance: $75; travel 90 =/+ mins from 18974: $50; officiant provides witnesses: $50 each witness