STOP! PLEASE READ MY ENTIRE PROFILE BEFORE REQUESTING MY SERVICES. Thumbtack sometimes offers my services for items i do not service. Please continue to see if i can help you with your project. Thank you.
I am a professional with over 25 years of experience assembling products for both residential and commercial customers. I have extensive knowledge with furniture, fitness, grills, etc. I am not a Jack of all trades I am a Marvin of one. I do assembly only. I remove all part stickers, touch up any scratches/nicks and adjust all doors and drawers. I respect my customers home/office and leave my area with the trash put back in the boxes and the boxes neatly stacked. So feel confident hiring me for your next assembly. I look forward to working for you.
I DO NOT DO SAME DAY SERVICE. I am one person and cover a very large area and it is highly unlikely i could get to you the same day. So please do not send me a request that I have to pay for and have no chance of doing. Thank you.
I DO NOT WEAR A MASK.
I am vaccinated and believe in the science not the politics. If you require a tech to wear a mask please contact another professional.
If you do hire me then require that i wear a mask when i show up or cancel for any other reason I WILL EXPECT A $50 PAYMENT FOR WASTING MY TIME AND YOURS. Thank you for understanding.
Please do not send me a request if there is any chance that you, a friend or family member can assemble your items. Your request costs me money. If you decide to hire another pro that's fine but i cannot compete with someone offering to do it for free. If you do this please do me the courtesy of reimbursing your lead fee. Thank you.
I require all items to be in the location they are to be assembled. Assembler does not equal mover. If a box is too heavy do not be afraid to open it and take up the pieces. This will not make the job harder or confuse me. DO NOT THROW THE BOXES AWAY BEFORE I ASSEMBLE THE ITEM. Sometimes parts are hidden in the boxes. Thank you for your cooperation.
I DO NOT MOUNT TVS. Not on the wall or on a tv stand. Not anywhere.
I DO NOT HANG/MOUNT THINGS ON OR TO WALLS/CEILINGS. I also do not assemble items that must hang/mount on or to walls/ceilings.
I DO NOT DO HAULAWAYS. Old items or trash.
I DO NOT PACK UP ANYTHING. I can disassemble the same types of items i assemble but i do not box it. That is on you.
ALSO here is a small list of items/brands I do not assemble: pools or pool related items or pool tables, outdoor basketball hoops, wall mounted murphy beds. Altwork stations, Bestar, FUFU&GAGA, Hodedah, Inval, Love Sac, Manhattan Comfort, HomeCom or Soliwood furniture, Ikea Basta storage/tv stand, PAX wardobe/closet systems and Tuffing beds, any slip-cover sofas, egg shaped/air pumped massage chairs, pergolas, gazebos, chicken coops, sheds, saunas, wood/metal swingsets, trampolines and treadmills, baby/pet gates of any kind.
I do not assemble any furniture that is customizable with optional components (doors, drawers, shelves, etc). I only do items that come all in one kit.
I also do not assemble adjustable beds or bed frames around them. I also do not get involved with any part of behind the tv, shelf above, paneling style wall mounted entertainment centers.
I am not a licensed contractor so i am not qualified to construct bases, anchor anything to bases or level the ground for anything.
Also I typically do not work outside from Dec - Feb.
I DO NOT ANCHOR/MOUNT/HANG ANYTHING TO WALLS/CEILINGS OR DECKS OR CONCRETE PADS OR GROUND OR ANYTHING ELSE EVER. Thank you.
I DO NEW ASSEMBLY ONLY. I DO NOT REPAIR/UPHOLSTER ANYTHING OR REASSEMBLE OLD ITEMS WITH LOOSE/MISSING HARDWARE AND NO MANUAL.
I AM NOT A CARPENTER. I DO NOT MAKE CUSTOM ITEMS. I JUST ASSEMBLE NEW ITEMS IN KIT FORM. That being said I do not assemble/install kitchen cabinets or closet systems due to the fact that they should be anchored to the wall and may include cut-to-fit panels/shelves to fit your kitchen/closet.
WORD OF NOTE: I am not 420 friendly. I am not judging anyone but if you choose to smoke in your home please do not send me a request unless I will be in another room away from it. I can not take the aroma. Sorry.
